Go get em' Tiger!

If I have learned anything from dating, it is to have a sense of humor. Don’t get upset, mascara is way too damn expensive!

For those girls that go on one date with a man and the very next day (maybe even that night) they are saying their name with the man’s last name at the end, just to see how it to sounds…. CALM THE F*@% DOWN! I can admit, I am guilty of this... more than once.. so I get it, the date was wonderful, and you had so many things in common. You both love concerts, the same bands, your views on relationship are the same, you laughed, you held hands, and you maybe even kissed good night. But seriously, it is one guy out of a million… don’t try and settle down just because he was hot, things went great, and he made you feel like he was interested. It’s a date, that’s what you are supposed to do. It makes it less awkward.
 Dating should not be an interview for marriage, it should be fun and exciting. You should be going on adventurous dates, getting all “sexified” to try and impress this person whom honestly, you may never see again.
Ladies, we have it easy! We just need get on our erotic heels, put on some mascara, pick out some cute panties (dont tell me you dont feel 100 x's hotter when youre rocking a matching bra and panties) rub on some lip gloss and go get your ass some free drinks and dinner. Its awesome!!! Pause the desperate search to meet Mr. Right and as an alternative, just meet new people while enjoying your independence! You're day will come, but until then, celebrate who are.. in this moment.. for you will never be this exact version of you again.